“Discover! the strange facts you never knew.”
Our accompanying Tumblr blog, Kook Science, has been updating daily for almost a month now, covering everything from tips on how to remove your alien implants to the ethics of wishing. While you wait for the next article in our series, it may be worth-your-while to keep tabs on what we’ve been posting there, and we are always happy to take your suggestions for items we ought to feature.
“RETURN TO THE WASTELAND” is a command, not a request. Industrial-strength mind control noise for $2.50 (or more — you want to spend more than $2.50).
1. Awakening
2. Brain Rust (a.k.a. Pineal Crust from Aspartame)
3. Remembering (Album Version)
4. Don’t Go Outside
5. Thirst for Annihilation
6. You Can Never Go Back
Borderland Sciences Research, the oldest UFO organization in America and archivists of lost science (and other things the Man thinks you was not meant to know!), turns sixty-five this month(ish), and they’re giving away free books to celebrate. We at the Resistance wish them well, and commend them on their on-going efforts to reveal strange truths and occult mysteries. May you servants of higher intelligence fly another 65 years!
Next up: Trepanation for the National Health, followed by Mind Control and the Killing Arts: The Work of Dr. Haha Lung. Eyes open!
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aspartame is known to cause cancer in laboratory animals so be careful*-~